I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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