BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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