i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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