Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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