The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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