Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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