I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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