We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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