I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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