my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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