I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
wow bdsm is so cute
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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