Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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