last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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