Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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