kristin has been a bad kristin
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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