He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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