after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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