P.S. I can't hear my feet
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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