I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i out mim tonsoeep
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