so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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