butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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