There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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