I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm like, not good at living.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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