I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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