Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So apparently I’m into choking now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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