I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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