no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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