whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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