just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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