Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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