You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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