Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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