I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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