Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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