You're my little dorito
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
