I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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