So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
All the doctor said was why
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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