So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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