it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
not ubering you a puppy
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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