I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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