i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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