Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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