As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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