He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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