Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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