All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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