Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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