there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
operation have a gay friend backfired
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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