check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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