Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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