Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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