69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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