He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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