GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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