omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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