great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
