I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
is it fun? or sober?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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